{"product_id":"funny-cross-stitch-pattern-bundle-stitcher-sayings","title":"Funny Cross Stitch Pattern Bundle: 4 Funny Stitcher Sayings","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour funny cross stitch patterns for the stitcher who has stopped apologising. A WIP pile that has surprisingly produced its own WIP pile, a floss monster you'll recognise, a mind that left the meeting some hours ago, and the two supplies keeping you company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll four are charted to fit a 4 x 6 inch (10 x 15 cm) frame at 14 count, so they hang as a set on a craft room wall with no framing maths and no trip to the framer. Worked in full cross stitch with backstitch outlining, plus two French knots in the WIP Pile design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's In The Bundle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy WIP Pile Has a WIP Pile: 42 x 59 stitches, 369 cross stitch, 304 backstitch, 6 DMC shades, portrait\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsk Me About My Stash: 30 x 53 stitches, 192 cross stitch, 367 backstitch, 19 DMC shades, portrait\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePowered by Coffee and Floss: 41 x 61 stitches, 570 cross stitch, 965 backstitch, 7 DMC shades, portrait\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBody Here, Mind Stitching: 59 x 36 stitches, 576 cross stitch, 933 backstitch, 5 DMC shades, landscape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePattern Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour complete charts, each stitchable on its own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCombined: 1,707 cross stitches and 2,569 backstitch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours: 37 DMC shades listed across the four, with several shared between designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStitch types: full cross stitch and backstitch, plus two French knots in one design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkill level: beginner friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFits A Standard Frame\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery design is charted to fit a 10 x 15 cm (4 x 6 in) frame at 14 count\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree portrait, one landscape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow at least 5 cm of spare fabric on every side for stretching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFinished Sizes At 14 Count\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy WIP Pile Has a WIP Pile: 7.6 x 10.7 cm (3.0 x 4.2 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsk Me About My Stash: 5.4 x 9.6 cm (2.1 x 3.8 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePowered by Coffee and Floss: 7.4 x 11.1 cm (2.9 x 4.4 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBody Here, Mind Stitching: 10.7 x 6.5 cm (4.2 x 2.6 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach chart lists sizes from 14 count through to 32 count.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour Download Includes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery design comes with the full chart pack:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSymbols on Colour chart (coloured cells with symbols)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSymbols chart (black and white, for economical printing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColoured Symbols chart (coloured symbols on white)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull DMC thread list and colour key\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePattern Keeper compatible file\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTips sheet\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA row of small frames along a craft room shelf or above your stitching chair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStitchers who would rather be stitching, and say so\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gift for a stitching friend who will delight in recognising themselves in all four\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUsing up small amounts of floss from the stash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour projects you can actually finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCan't Find What You're Looking For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTry the search bar at the top of the page. If we haven't charted it yet, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.lostincrossstitch.com\/contact\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eget in touch\u003c\/a\u003e and let us know, it helps us decide what to make next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTerms\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDigital download only. Nothing physical will be shipped.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo refunds on digital purchases. If you have any issues with the files, message us and we'll sort it out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor personal use. You're welcome to sell or gift finished pieces you stitch from this pattern, with a credit to Lost in Cross Stitch if you list them for sale.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe pattern files and listing images remain our copyright and cannot be resold, redistributed, or shared.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lost In Cross Stitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48960665387240,"sku":"bundle-funny","price":14.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/8513\/4312\/files\/funny-stitching-sayings-cross-stitch_1_3f99b117-3a01-48c3-8c08-e7cd56dca323.jpg?v=1788051061","url":"https:\/\/shop.lostincrossstitch.com\/products\/funny-cross-stitch-pattern-bundle-stitcher-sayings","provider":"Lost In Cross Stitch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}