Funny Cross Stitch Pattern Bundle: 4 Funny Stitcher Sayings

Four funny cross stitch patterns for the stitcher who has stopped apologising. A WIP pile that has surprisingly produced its own WIP pile, a floss monster you'll recognise, a mind that left the meeting some hours ago, and the two supplies keeping you company.

All four are charted to fit a 4 x 6 inch (10 x 15 cm) frame at 14 count, so they hang as a set on a craft room wall with no framing maths and no trip to the framer. Worked in full cross stitch with backstitch outlining, plus two French knots in the WIP Pile design.

What's In The Bundle

• My WIP Pile Has a WIP Pile: 42 x 59 stitches, 369 cross stitch, 304 backstitch, 6 DMC shades, portrait
• Ask Me About My Stash: 30 x 53 stitches, 192 cross stitch, 367 backstitch, 19 DMC shades, portrait
• Powered by Coffee and Floss: 41 x 61 stitches, 570 cross stitch, 965 backstitch, 7 DMC shades, portrait
• Body Here, Mind Stitching: 59 x 36 stitches, 576 cross stitch, 933 backstitch, 5 DMC shades, landscape

Pattern Details

• Four complete charts, each stitchable on its own
• Combined: 1,707 cross stitches and 2,569 backstitch
• Colours: 37 DMC shades listed across the four, with several shared between designs
• Stitch types: full cross stitch and backstitch, plus two French knots in one design
• Skill level: beginner friendly

Fits A Standard Frame

• Every design is charted to fit a 10 x 15 cm (4 x 6 in) frame at 14 count
• Three portrait, one landscape
• Allow at least 5 cm of spare fabric on every side for stretching

Finished Sizes At 14 Count

• My WIP Pile Has a WIP Pile: 7.6 x 10.7 cm (3.0 x 4.2 in)
• Ask Me About My Stash: 5.4 x 9.6 cm (2.1 x 3.8 in)
• Powered by Coffee and Floss: 7.4 x 11.1 cm (2.9 x 4.4 in)
• Body Here, Mind Stitching: 10.7 x 6.5 cm (4.2 x 2.6 in)

Each chart lists sizes from 14 count through to 32 count.

Your Download Includes

Every design comes with the full chart pack:

• Symbols on Colour chart (coloured cells with symbols)
• Symbols chart (black and white, for economical printing)
• Coloured Symbols chart (coloured symbols on white)
• Full DMC thread list and colour key
• Pattern Keeper compatible file
• Tips sheet
  

Perfect For

• A row of small frames along a craft room shelf or above your stitching chair
• Stitchers who would rather be stitching, and say so
• A gift for a stitching friend who will delight in recognising themselves in all four
• Using up small amounts of floss from the stash
• Four projects you can actually finish

Can't Find What You're Looking For?

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Terms

• Digital download only. Nothing physical will be shipped.
• No refunds on digital purchases. If you have any issues with the files, message us and we'll sort it out.
• For personal use. You're welcome to sell or gift finished pieces you stitch from this pattern, with a credit to Lost in Cross Stitch if you list them for sale.
• The pattern files and listing images remain our copyright and cannot be resold, redistributed, or shared.